Monday, August 17, 2015

Fairies Fart and Glitter Happens


Did you know a fairy farts glitter?

I thought not, little known fact as they are mostly invisible little creatures and hard to document but a dragon told me so I have it on good authority. Ever see unexplained flecks of glitter around? No party left overs, no craft room spill but there it is, glitter. On your face, on the floor on your pet. HOW?...Well, you know how sometime you sneeze you accidentally fart? When that happens to a fairy in flight their 'cloaking' power blinks for a nanosecond and the glitter from the farts become visible to the human eye.

I believe words have power, instead of saying the 'F' word I've been saying Fairy Fart and am quite overwhelmed at the amount of glitter I am finding all about!!!

So, if for some reason you find a bit of unexplained glitter lying about, sorry. I just startled another one.

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